Coyote!

Out for my run today, I pass through this office park near my house, as dusk approaches. Suddenly, Coyote! With a capital "C." I stop. Its just standing there, sideways to me, looking at me with its head down in that wolfy way our dog does sometimes. But its definitely a coyote. That's not really moving. And is slightly foreshortened. And isn't /quite/ touching the ground. So, I walk over and as I get closer, its clearly flat. I look it up when I get home. http://www.gemplers.com/product/145539/Two-dimensional-Coyote-Decoy-Goose-Repellent Flat Coyotes. For fending off geese. Only $28. I guess they work if I believed it. Or, alligator heads if that is more your speed.